Army of angry noodle-making robots may be our ultimate demise

The robot hoard that will likely wipe out the human race has been invented under the pretext of making noodles cheaply. The armed and dangerous noodle-slicing robots, already 3,000 strong and growing, were invented to replace the exhausting, dull and expensive jobs of noodle chefs in Chinese restaurants. In a possible nod to tyrannical chefs everywhere, these unnecessarily humanoid robots come pre-pissed-off, with furrowed brows and multi-colored demon eyes that glow menacingly as they slice out perfect noodles. If you see one of these monsters on the street, throw a wad of dough at it and run for the nearest steakhouse.

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