Army of angry noodle-making robots may be our ultimate demise8/19/2012
The robot hoard that will likely wipe out the human race has been invented under the pretext of making noodles cheaply. The armed and dangerous noodle-slicing robots, already 3,000 strong and growing, were invented to replace the exhausting, dull and expensive jobs of noodle chefs in Chinese restaurants. In a possible nod to tyrannical chefs everywhere, these unnecessarily humanoid robots come pre-pissed-off, with furrowed brows and multi-colored demon eyes that glow menacingly as they slice out perfect noodles. If you see one of these monsters on the street, throw a wad of dough at it and run for the nearest steakhouse.
How do you feel about robotic restaurant workers?