Kids can take part in Nude Olympics — if they keep their pants on

Organizers of Australia's Nude Olympics have decreed that it's fine for kids to take part. If you think it's disturbing to throw a bunch of young 'uns into a gathering of hairy-palmed nudists, prepare to be reassured. South Coast New South Wales police sergeant Malcolm Marr has a plan to protect them from pedophiles. "We thought it was appropriate to advise that children wear bottoms to deter any untoward behaviour," the top cop said. Job done. But what, pray tell, will protect their growing retinas from the ghastly sight of aging, pendulous genitals and sagging buttocks in full athletic swing? Let's hope someone's got it covered. [Source]

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