'Octomom' will strip, but don't worry—she'll just be topless6/4/2012
If you missed out on Octomom showing off her baby-poppin' assets in a topless photo shoot or, perhaps even more enticingly, the celebrity's foray into masturbation porn, have no fear. The opportunity to see this well-known fertile myrtle in the buff is not over. Nadya Suleman will reportedly offer a lucky few gentlemen the opportunity to watch her strip when she performs a few gigs at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, Fla. in July. But before you go saying "glad that's not my mom" again, let us assure you Suleman's sources say she will not expose any "southern" skin, nor offer any lap dances. She's obviously way too classy for that.
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