OD on this video of Beckham scoring 85 consecutive goals

Not that David Beckham needs an ego boost, but watching this video of all 85 goals he scored while playing for Manchester United is surely an appropriate way to celebrate his 37th birthday today. Whether you're a soccer fan or just an admirer of sweaty, beautiful bodies, brute force and luscious blond hair, you have to admit that this guy seemed to have it all, even way back before all the tattoos and Calvin Klein endorsement deals. We can't help but feel a bit bad for Beck's four kids, who've clearly got to bend it quite a lot to measure up.