Oklahoma granny busted for allegedly running drug ring

Cops raided the secluded ranch of a well-known drug kingpin this week, kicking down doors, confiscating semiautomatic weapons and netting $276,000 in cash and vacuum-sealed bags of weed. They also discovered the identity of the alleged drug lord: a 73-year-old granny with curly white hair, reading glasses and an apparent lack of interest in knitting. Although they'd spent years investigating the stealth drug ring, they never knew the mastermind behind it was the ganja-smokin' grandma who kept bags of pot stashed in the room where her grandkids slept and a pistol by her bed. "It was just like shock. ... This is a lady my grandmother's age," said Vinita Police Chief Bobby Floyd.