Cranky couple complains about too much sex, Satan in Olympics8/23/2012
Dennis P. and Rosemary Mitchell didn't care for the Olympics, what with all those "sexualized swimsuits" and "disturbing pagan noises," so the Duluth, Minn., couple wrote a letter to the editor of the local paper, pretty much proving that they haven't watched television since 1950. The Mitchells accused London 2012 of putting pedophiles in the opening ceremony and "glorifying Satan" for the rest of the games’ two-week run. The one bright spot for the Mitchells? The volleyball players' "underwear-bikinis." JUST KIDDING! Those looked "unprofessional" (note to Kerri Walsh: Wear a sensible pantsuit for Rio 2016). Sorry, Mitchells. We wish you liked the Olympics as much as we liked your crazypants letter. [Source]
Do you agree with the Mitchells' criticism?