Post-election letter begs queen to please, please take us back!

For everyone out there who's so despondent over President Obama winning a second term that they're considering moving to Canada or Australia, stop packing your bags: The queen of England might take us all back! Free Republic user Blue Collar Republican posted an open letter to her majesty on the site apologizing for that "little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago," adding that we basically had no idea our current government would turn us into "subjects." Blue Collar implores HRH to embrace us, and we're sure she'll consider it once she's done petting her Corgis, knocking back a few martinis with James Bond and saying "Hellooooo!" to everyone who crosses her path. Can you handle that burn, Obama? [Source]

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