Oral-sex murder attempt to go down as most bizarre crime of the week

At the intersection of "extremely sexy" and "extremely sick," we crash into this. A Brazilian woman has been accused of coating her ladyparts in poison, then trying to murder her husband by seducing him into performing oral sex on her. Her bid failed because he noticed a "strange smell" down there and took her (as any caring husband would) to a local hospital to investigate further. Doctors detected the poison, and the ruse was uncovered — after, we imagine, many, many rounds of "How'd that get there?!" The husband is now suing his probably soon-to-be-former wife. [Source]

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