This ridiculous machine splits Oreos into tasty cookie and vile cream

David Neevel is supposedly a physicist, although "mad scientist" might be a more accurate description. He's slaved away in a frigid garage in Portland, Ore., for more than ".04 years" (around 14-and-a-half days) to create a machine that splits Oreo cookies and scrapes away the cream. The noble undertaking has demanded extreme sacrifices: Not only has Neveel spent hours away from his girlfriend and dog, he had to "try to find a good sandwich" near the Portland garage where he built his contraption. The video is the first in a new series from Oreo, once again proving itself as a master of viral advertising.

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