Cranky Oscar voter praises Spielberg, slams Tarantino's self-love

One unnamed Academy member let the Hollywood Reporter watch him fill out his Oscar ballot this year. He puzzled over most of the nominees, sharing his insights into each category, so here are our nominees for 'Best Comments Made While Casting an Oscar vote":

–"Adele is f***ing brilliant … If 'Skyfall doesn't win [Best Original Song], I will fillet my neighbor's dog."

–"'Amour' … made me feel like sh*t."

– "[Best Director nominee Steven] Spielberg deserves an Oscar every 10 years or so out of respect for what he does for the industry."

–"Best costume design always goes to the nominee with the puffiest dresses."

–"Django Unchained … is basically just Quentin Tarantino masturbating for almost three hours." [Source]

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