Pentagon tells employees to stop surfing for porn

It appears the Pentagon has more exploding missiles than we thought. In a memo that went out last week, the Missile Defense Agency asked employees to please stop engaging in "inappropriate use of the MDA network," AKA, surfing for porn. “Specifically," wrote Executive Director John James James Jr., "there have been instances of employees and contractors accessing websites, or transmitting messages, containing pornographic or sexually explicit images.” Although it would seem like a no-brainer that using highly classified computers to log onto a site like PornHub.com probably isn't a good idea, employees apparently needed a little reminder to keep it straight on company time. [Source]