Participants put together fake beard on teammate's face during facial hairstyling competition (© THOMAS PETER/Reuters)

Teams compete in the 'Skinny Jeans Tug-O-War' event (© Adam Berry/Getty Images)

A participant looks at a referee's scorecard during the facial hairstyling competition (© THOMAS PETER/Reuters)

People compete in a horn-rimmed glasses tossing event (© THOMAS PETER/Reuters)

Members a team celebrate after winning a match of the 'Skinny Jeans Tug-O-War' (© Adam Berry/Getty Images)

Contestants compete in the 'Confetti Toss' event; in which competitors must jump over sticks laid across empty Club-Mate crates and pass confetti to one another (© Adam Berry/Getty Images)

Contestants compete in an event in which they must suck candy out of a cup of the ubiquitous Berlin drink bubble tea (© Adam Berry/Getty Images)

Contestants compete in the Cloth Tote Sack Race (© Adam Berry/Getty Images)

A teammate prepares a contestant for the make-your-own-ironic-Hipster-moustache competition (© Adam Berry/Getty Images)

You might not be hip enough for these pics of the 'Hipster Olympics'

7/23/2012

Hipsters are always vying to out-cool one another, but over the weekend the competition among them soared to really obscure levels you've probably never heard of. Dozens of way-trendier-than-you young people turned out at the "Hipster Olympics," held in the world's hipster capital of Berlin, to compete in ironically cool events. These included "Horn-Rimmed Glasses Throw," "Skinny Jeans Tug-O-War," "Vinyl Record Spinning Contest" and "Cloth Tote Sack Race." Strangely, many of the winners looked genuinely cheerful — who knew those aloof hipsters were capable of showing genuine emotion?

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