Abandoned shopping carts (smesch via Reddit)

"Carts need to be free. Free to smash into other people's cars, if they want."

Empty bottle of orange juice in a refrigerator (billerz15 via Reddit)

"Finishing this was a major accomplishment. I'll leave the empty bottle in the 'fridge, so everyone can admire it."

Man using his iPad while driving (via Imgur, http://imgur.com/rrZtb)

"Your safety needs are secondary to my desire to look at my iPad."

Woman using her laptop at a computer terminal (via Imgur, http://imgur.com/hIHsU)

"Oh, you wanted to use this library computer? Too bad. It's watching me use my laptop."

Car parked over a line (via iparklikeadouchebag.com)

"My car is very shy. It needs a little extra space."

Used hand towels littering a bathroom floor (EN0NYM0US via Reddit)

"I'm not putting my trash in with other people's trash. My trash is special."

Man holding a sign at a sporting event (via Imgur, http://imgur.com/Txleq)

"Such an intimate little event. I really felt there was no one there except for me and my giant sign."

Chewing gum stuck on a drinking fountain (via Imgur, http://i.imgur.com/0RZDwl.jpg)

"This looks like a great spot for my spit-soaked gum!"

Food & garbage left stuffed in a seat pocket (via Imgur, http://imgur.com/GDIvO)

"Flight attendants are like the housekeepers of the sky."

Scooter taking up a parking space (jonny360 via Reddit)

"My scooter has delusions of grandeur, and it needs a big parking space."

Two car bumpers touching (flywithme via Reddit)

"Phew! This parking spot is juuuuust the right size for my car."

Car parked blocking a sidewalk (nixthekoolest via Reddit)

"All you pedestrians can just walk in the street."

Man stretched out sleeping on a subway car (APLmath via Reddit)

"No one else needs to sit down as much as I need to take a nap."

People standing on an escalator side by side (bobby_badass via Reddit)

"We're equal partners in this friendship, so we need to stand next to each other on this escalator. Being equally in the way."

Fast food garbage left in a parking spot (genthecamel via Reddit)

"Meh, the world is just one big garbage can."

People getting splashed by a passing car (Albuyeh via Reddit)

"It's nice to be the only person in the world who counts!"

16 things only a total jerk would do

2/1/2013

You exit the grocery store, looking around for where you left your car, and then you see it. A shopping cart is careening through the parking lot, possessed by gravity and headed straight for your car. You're too far away to stop it, and internally you curse the person who didn't take two minutes to put it in the cart holder. We all know the type: the total jerk. Well, here are 15 other things only a jerk would do. Take a look, and see if you've ever been that guy — the one everybody hates.

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