Pizza Hut to stuff crusts with 'succulent hot dog sausage'

We truly doubt anyone has gotten to the crust of their pizza and thought, "Why isn't there a hot dog wrapped up in this boring dough?" But Pizza Hut has decided that's exactly what the public is clamoring for (or, perhaps, is in bed with a diabetes pharmaceutical company). The chain's newest offering, a pizza with a "succulent hot dog sausage" embedded in its crust, will be offered for a limited time first in the U.K. and then in the U.S. The company says it "builds on our proud tradition of creating innovative dishes." We'd point out it's also an innovative way to build on their customer's thigh, belly and arterial fat deposits.