Peach the police dog files witness statement: 'Bad man. He tasty'

According to Cop Humor on Facebook, this witness statement was sent to prosecutors in England by West Midlands police after repeated requests for a statement from "PC Peach" were allegedly made, even though the Peach in question is a canine. "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach," reads the statement, which was signed with a paw print. The Crown Prosecution Service was apparently underwhelmed by Peach the police dog's statement, descriptive as it was, and have reportedly asked police internal affairs to investigate. Click on the image above to see Peach's statement in full. [Source]      

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