Politician leaves wife over his addiction to donating sperm

No, it isn't a euphemism; Bill Johnson, a former gubernatorial candidate in Alabama and onetime member of the Birmingham city council, has reportedly left his wife so he won't have to stop non-sexually donating sperm to women, primarily lesbian couples, who want to conceive. In fact, so enamored is he of spreading his genes that he's moving to New Zealand to be closer to the ten women who used his donations and be there when the children are born. Donations he made without telling his wife, who he is said to be unable to have children with. Johnson plans to impregnate even more women, which is raising concerns with New Zealand fertility specialists. (It is a rather small country for so many half-siblings.)