Pope Benedict XVI (© Alessandra Tarantino/Reuters)

Gay marriage threatens all mankind, says hyperbole fan Pope Benedict

12/22/2012

If it's not the Mayan Apocalypse, it's the gays. Following the lead of hysterical doomsayers and adopting the outdated practice of credibility-robbing overstatement, Pope Benedict XVI has gravely informed his followers that gay marriage is a threat to the continued existence of all mankind. The pope didn't volunteer a timeline for how quickly humanity will be wiped out by marriage equality, but really, at this stage who needs verifiable facts? The anti-gay grousing was included in his year-end speech, only days after the Vatican's newspaper compared gay marriage proponents to conniving communists, promising a false utopia. [Source]

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