Pretty much nobody thinks that Kate Upton is fat

Swimsuit model Kate Upton has taken her body and bubbly personality and Cat-Daddied and Dougied her way into the highest echelons of pop culture. But a blog post on pro-skinny site Skinny Gossip from June that slammed the Sports Illustrated star for her supposedly less-than-svelte (dare we say, "normal") body is now sparking a nation-wide epidemic of face-palming over its ridiculous comments. One scathing assessment of Upton's bod: "Huge thighs, NO waist, big fat floppy boobs, terrible body definition -- she looks like a squishy brick. Is this what American women are 'striving' for now?" It's started a trend on Twitter, with users declaring, "If Kate Upton is fat, then I'm [fill in the blank]." Kate, we think you look great.