Pro golfer has fan ejected for mocking his ridiculous pants4/6/2012
Ian Poulter's fashion sense is so dubious even he put a question mark on a pair of pants he designed. But apparently no one else is allowed to second-guess his choices. After one loudmouthed Masters fan twice told the British golfer, "Your outfit looks stupid," Poulter summoned security to have the man ejected. It could come at a stiff price: He was in the gallery not with a daily ticket but on one of those treasured (and very hard to get) Masters badges that are virtual family heirlooms. This wannabe fashion critic's badge is likely to be revoked. Who looks stupid now?
Can you come up with a better crack about Poulter's duds?