Man masturbating in alley tells cops to let him finish

A Seattle man masturbating in an alley had quite the ballsy response when police arrived at the scene. When cops found the 35-year-old snake wrangler Wednesday afternoon getting handsy outside a pub, they ordered him to stop; he “refused and said he was almost finished.” According to a police spokesman, the suspect was discovered “sitting on a staircase with his pants around his ankles, in the throes of self-flagellation” (That’s our kind of police spokesman). No word on whether police allowed him to discharge his weapon. Shockingly, this was not the first time he had been busted for masturbating in public. [Source]

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