Pull your pants up or this lady will strip at next city meeting6/28/2012
If you're a Monroe, La., resident, you're going to want to program your DVR to record the public access channel. Or possibly cancel that recording, depending on how you feel about seeing naked senior citizens. Resident Earlene Bryant has threatened to come to the next city council meeting completely nude if the council doesn't pass a ban on saggy pants. A proposed ordinance had suggested making drooping drawers illegal, but, unfortunately for Bryant and for our collective eyeballs, it will probably be rejected. "There is an issue with trying to make this a crime," Mayor Jamie Mayo said. "I have a huge problem with that." Hope you've been exfoliating, Earlene.
What do you think about saggy pants?