Kid uses magic touch to snag upset win in ram-groping contest8/24/2012
It can get you a jail sentence here in the States, but in Iceland they stage a national tournament to determine the best ram groper. Ram groping? Yes, ram groping. Entrants massage, tug and goose in hopes of eliciting the secret bleat that will allow them to determine the best breeding animals. And why do they do this? For the great prizes! Like sperm from the Insemination Center of West Iceland, which we assume is far more treasured than sperm from East Iceland. In a massive upset, 7-year-old Jan Haukur Vignisson was the winner this year among nonprofessionals, which you'd have to think has to have his older amateur rivals feeling a little sheepish. [Source]
What do you think makes a good ram-groper?