MMA fighter 'fractures' penis during sexy time

Items that should be crushed: grapes, melons, tomatoes, velvet. Item that should never be crushed: the penis. For MMA fighter Ray Elbe, a vacation romp in Malaysia with his girlfriend ended in the most horrific (for dudes, at least) way imaginable — with his penis “fractured” after his girlfriend bounced a little too enthusiastically on his manhood, leaving a scene where “blood was everywhere.” Elbe, who passed out from the pain, was rushed to a local hospital where he had surgery to close the wound and repair a “slight tear” in his urinary tube. He's expected to recover, and was given “anti-erection” pills. The plus side? His girlfriend promised a threesome. [Source]

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