Reese's ninja steals hundreds of peanut butter cups6/21/2012
It's like news from a police blotter — in 1950. A "candy bandit" is now stalking a Sunoco gas station in Lorain, Ohio, and he's grabbed between four and six hundred dollars worth of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. (Also reported stolen: "a bag of chips.") The low-key thief — described as a stealthy Reese's ninja in "all black clothing" — deftly avoided Sunoco staff who tried to barricade him in the store after his latest successful score. Unfortunately, according to the Morning Journal, "the bandit ran right into the clerk, spun him around and exited the store with the stolen snacks."
If you stole a snack, which would it be?