Rex Ryan has a totally normal tattoo of his wife in a Sanchez jersey

Nothing good ever comes of the phrase "sunbathing Rex Ryan," and this story pretty much proves it, courtesy of a New York Daily News reporter who spotted the shirtless Jets coach on vacation in the Bahamas. (That would be some assignment. The good news? Free trip to the Bahamas! The bad? Shirtless Rex Ryan!) The reporter spotted some unusual ink on sexy Rexy's arm. The tattoo shows a woman who looks a lot like his wife, Michelle, striking a pinup girl pose while she wears nothing but a No. 6 jersey. We understand the Michelle component, kind of, but No. 6? MARK SANCHEZ? The only other equally embarrassing explanation is that Ryan wanted to commemorate his team's six wins this season. [Source]

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