Guy covered in Crisco just looking for a good 'place to party'8/9/2012
That country song says that tequila makes your clothes fall off, but apparently Crisco does, too. Police officers on Rock Island, R.I., found Chad William Forber walking around the city center, totally naked, covered in Crisco with a can of everyone's favorite vegetable shortening tucked under one arm. Forber was also carrying his shorts, which he said he'd taken off because they were too big. "He had lathered himself up in Crisco," Deputy Chief of Police Jeff VenHuizen said. "He said he was looking for a place to party." In our heads, this is how Paula Deen spends pretty much every weekend. [Source]
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