Watch pathetic thief be reduced to sniveling tears during hold-up

There are some badass, petrol-heisting thieves out there who'll drop-kick you in a hot second if you try to stop them. This guy just isn't that thief. This unfortunate robber in Oldenburg, Germany, who we actually feel kind of bad for, is so inept in the art of the hold-up that a gas station attendant reduced him to a pile of tears during a recent robbery. The cashier grabbed a baseball bat from the back room and pummeled the thief, forcing his knife to the floor. As the hapless criminal dissolved into a heap of sobs, it apparently got a little embarrassing for the attendant, who finally gave the guy a cuddle and handed him a paper towel. Jesus, man. Get ahold of yourself.

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