Rude bear drags man out of outhouse, into woods

Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Of course. Does a bear want you to sh*t in the woods? Apparently not, as Gord Shurvell learned. The 65-year-old Winnipeg man was using the outhouse beside a hunting cabin when a black bear entered through the open door, grabbed him and dragged him half-naked into the woods. "I'd already done my business," Shurvell said. "All the [defense] I had is a ... piece of [toilet] paper in this hand." Luckily, Shurvell's friend, Daniel Alexander, heard the chaos, got his gun and waited for a clear shot. When the bear dropped Shurvell, Alexander took the animal down. At the very least, Shurvell won't have to wash his pants.