Rude bear drags man out of outhouse, into woods5/25/2012
Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Of course. Does a bear want you to sh*t in the woods? Apparently not, as Gord Shurvell learned. The 65-year-old Winnipeg man was using the outhouse beside a hunting cabin when a black bear entered through the open door, grabbed him and dragged him half-naked into the woods. "I'd already done my business," Shurvell said. "All the [defense] I had is a ... piece of [toilet] paper in this hand." Luckily, Shurvell's friend, Daniel Alexander, heard the chaos, got his gun and waited for a clear shot. When the bear dropped Shurvell, Alexander took the animal down. At the very least, Shurvell won't have to wash his pants.
Have you ever been caught in an awkward bathroom situation?