Alleged drug smuggler hid her stash in a place the sun don't shine

Samantha Kurdilla's recent trip south of the border ended with an arrest -- and the most epically incriminating text message ever. Last week, the 22-year-old Pennsylvania woman was walking "arm-in-arm" with James Perry as the pair entered the U.S. from the border crossing in Tijuana, when a drug-sniffing dog was "alerted to a narcotic odor" coming from Kurdilla's borderlands. Kurdilla allegedly confessed that she was smuggling 100 grams of cocaine "within her vaginal cavity," a scheme Perry reportedly copped to arranging. Federal agents also found texts on Kurdilla's phone apparently corroborating the duo's story, including the instant classic, "I'm smuggling cocaine and heroin in my coochie." [Source]

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