'Tis the season for another grumpy Santa to get the heave-ho-ho-ho
12/8/2012Beware the Santa Claus who gets flown to his gig in a sleigh pulled by Rude-olph. The latest of the season's bad Santas turned up in Toronto with a bag of coal and an acid tongue, first poking fun at a 3-year-old boy's plaid jacket ("You look like Paul Bunyan") and then telling him he shouldn't be wearing a Maple Leafs stocking cap because "they suck." Now Lowe's Toronto Christmas Market has a new Saint Nick to make amends. Still, Mary Trent had some explaining to do to her son. "I can't really tell him Santa's a jerk," she fretted. Man, you just can't find jolly help these days. [Source]
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