Sarah Palin and Fox News are going to start seeing other people

Everyone’s favorite lipstick-wearing pit bull, Sarah Palin, is leaving her mouthpiece gig at Fox News. Why, Sarah, why? Who shall America turn to for reactionary comments in the form of sanctimonious homilies? Who else could possibly fill the airwaves with blustery rhetoric delivered in homespun sound bites? Who else will point out the socialist devils — We see you, Comrade Obama — hiding in plain sight? Alas, the former governor of the Last Frontier decided to cut loose from the network after a three-year stint as a paid contributor, reportedly declining a contract to re-up and putting an end to a sometimes-rocky relationship. [Source]

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