Schoolchildren terrified after purple panda invades class

The therapy bills will be mounting for years after "Mr. McFeely" -- formerly of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" but now barnstorming schools instead -- brought out a surprise guest he thought would delight his young audience. Instead, this purple panda scared them half to death. "I guess kids of today can't handle children-show-friendly-alien-pandas. Back in the day, kids would trust and believe anything," writes one YouTube commenter. We take that as a sign of progress. They should be scared of this.