See Thunder fans croon about wanting a 'Beard Like Harden'
5/12/2012Nick Collison insists Oklahoma City Thunder teammate James Harden would survive a zombie apocalypse because no one from the undead would "want to get any of that beard in his throat while trying to eat his brain." And the brush is so impressive that some OKC fans have put together a parody of Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger" in tribute. It couldn't be dorkier, of course, as they complain "My face is looking more like Durant's" -- Kevin Durant being notably whisker-challenged. The best verse: "Took a hit from World Peace, Metta's elbow's been sore for weeks." Guess a beard like Harden's will do that.
Who has the most impressive beard in sports?
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