Woman finds strange pantyhose-clad man asleep in her kitchen

Around 4:45 a.m. last Friday, Shannon Patton's boyfriend woke her up to ask who was asleep on the kitchen floor in her Hillsboro, Ore., home. After Patton regarded the passed-out, pantyhose-wearing man — his pants and shoes were nearby — she saw that her living room had been ransacked. Even better: The man had defecated on her kitchen floor. When police arrived, they found several items in the man's pockets that had been reported missing in other burglaries earlier that night. Police arrested the 20-year-old man and Patton was left to clean up the mess. "He obviously was a big failure," she said of the napping intruder, who had allegedly helped himself to her purse and her boyfriend's car keys before slumber overtook him. "Like, the Darwin Award for burglary." [Source]

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