Sheen loses head over topless bar's VIP room named for him

You might think Charlie Sheen would embrace having a New York strip club VIP room named in his honor, but he doesn't think it's a winning idea. Sheen's lawyers have reportedly sent a cease-and-desist letter to Cheetahs topless bar threatening to sue for millions if their client's name isn't removed from a room in which, for $250 each, guests eat sushi off the bodies of the club's "goddesses." The lawyers contend the use of Sheen's name "would be detrimental to his persona," but the club owner wonders, "How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen's reputation?" One of Sheen's lawyers said the lawsuit was just business. Perhaps the warlock has his own sushi VIP room planned?