Slayer wine pairs perfectly with a headbanging party

Move over Ernest and Julio Gallo -- and Ratt and Motorhead, too, for that matter. To continue the totally nonsensical trend of rock bands slapping a label on a bottle of wine and calling it theirs, thrash metal icons Slayer have issued "Reign in Blood," a Cabernet Sauvignon with a delicate nose that, we presume, engagingly complements three-day-old pizza and convenience store burritos. Although we imagined Slayer fans' tastes ran more to Jagermeister -- or bat urine -- we look forward to asking our sommelier to let us sample "Show No Mercy" Shiraz, "Seasons in the Abyss" Semillon and, of course, "God Hates Us All" Gewurztraminer. Cheers!