Slippery docks are no laughing matter, usually

Clearly, this happy-go-lucky day at the lake wasn't burdened with an overabundance of forethought. Beer, almost certainly, forethought, no. Judging by the video, sometime between beerakfast and beeroclock, our hero decided to impress his friends with his acrobatic dock diving abilities. The result is a one-two fail, imperiling two of the body's least blunt-force-friendly areas. His grinning buddy, holding himself up with the dock railing, doesn’t even flinch, suggesting that such incidents are probably commonplace at these outings. As one commenter rightly points out, "This is exactly what the internet was created for."