Spanish prostitutes tell bankers, 'No loans, no love'

First prostitutes in Spain had to fend off "bar code pimps" imprinting ownership tattoos on them. Now top-shelf sex workers are organizing their own "Occupy CTBA," Madrid's version of Wall Street, and denying sex to the nation's bankers until they start offering loans to financially burdened families. Financial professionals have tried to circumvent the sexy-time stonewalling by posing as architects and engineers, but the ladies are onto them, claiming they'll continue their indefinite fiscal version of "Lysistrata" until bankers "fulfill their responsibility to society." @AlexDunnin tweets, "This is how to fight for financial sector reform and win." The ladies think they're on the right track, at any rate, with one worker stating, "We don't think they can withstand much more."