Even being a badass RC plane pilot isn't enough to land you a hot girl

If you're hoping your incredible skill with remote-controlled planes will lure the girl of your dreams: sorry, they really won't. At least, that's the conclusion we've drawn from this video depicting an RC dogfight between a dead ringer for Sam Fisher, the main character in the "Splinter Cell" games, and a female opponent who could be accurately described as a "babe." The dogfight really takes off when a chubby, goofy opponent enters the fray — flying a model of a plane from "Splinter Cell" — and blasts Sam out of the sky. Sadly, it's still not enough to impress the lady. Don't worry, goofball — we like you way better.

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