Here's how a real dad deals when his kid is 'Taken'

We all know how Liam Neeson handled a bunch of Albanian thugs when his precious child was kidnapped in "Taken": with extreme ass-kicking. But how would a real dad do? Probably just about as well as the guy in this video produced by sketch comedy troupe Captain Hippo. In it, a suburban dad (played by Michael Antonucci, the Captain Hippo star's dad and a natural talent) goes about it slightly differently, beginning with a Google search, ending with a nap on the couch, and spending the time in the middle chatting with a neighbor and sitting in traffic. "You always say you're gonna do it tomorrow," sighs the mom. Yeah, that's just about right.