Stork keeps delivering more Kardashians to torment us all

There can never be enough Kardashians in the world. Well, maybe there can be, but we didn't really have any say in the birthing of Kourtney K and Scott Disick's newest addition, Penelope Scotland Disick (we kid, we kid, we're sure she's totally cute and gorgeous and all that, don't even start).

The latest entry into the Kardashian clan made her grand entrance Sunday morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, and the Twitter fanfare is simultaneously congratulatory, predictable ("Scotland for a middle name?"), and occasionally, gloriously snarky. @EugeneMirman tweets, "Until we see pictures of Penelope Scotland Disick, we have every reason to believe she is the evil black fog child of Stannis Baratheon."