Watch what this street 'statue' does to a jerk who harasses him

Do not mess with your local "statue," dude. Those street performers who dip themselves in metallic paint, stand very still and wring coins out of tourists are usually patient types. There is a limit, though, as this utter idiot discovered when he got too fresh with one in Surfers Paradise, Australia. It's important for frat boys to learn that statue men aren't honor-bound to maintain perfect stillness — they're not the queen of England’s guards. They can sock you in the mouth if they want to. Here's hoping this guy got some bills, not coins, for his sweet right hook. [Guyism]