Student expelled after making 35-foot-long cheat sheet

As students, we've probably wanted to — or have — cheated at some point during our schooling. Generally, this consists of looking at your neighbor's answer sheet or writing an answer on your hand. Nothing too elaborate. Unlike one student in Kazakhstan, who was expelled for concocting the most time-consuming cheating scheme ever: a 35-foot-long crib sheet with 25,000 answers on it. The sheet was discovered prior to the man taking a university entrance exam, when proctors noticed the man fiddling with his clothes. Officials uncovered the sheet, which was wrapped around his body. We wonder, with all the time he spent on the sheet, why didn't he just, you know, study?