Stuffy principal denies teen's dream porn star prom date
3/23/2012It's a tragic story of one teen's dream being crushed by his stuffy high school principal. As we noted on Monday, average teen Mike Stone tweeted his way to the hottest prom date of all time: porn star Megan Piper. However, Stone's principal is forbidding Piper's attendance and reportedly told him "not to get into any more drama like this." Stone glumly tweeted, "The school said if she comes to prom they will arrest her." The 19-year-old Piper told the Huffington Post, "I kind of wanted to go, but I understand." DUDE!! Just bring her anyway. They'll turn you away at the door and then you can go to a diner and sip a malted or dance behind the gym like Zack and Kelly. Keep your porn star prom dream alive!
What would you do if you were in this young man’s shoes?
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