$600K Survivor Truck will protect you from pretty much everything

Do you have an extra $600,000 stashed in your underground bunker, just taking up space as you prepare for Armageddon? Then the Survivor Truck is for you. The super-expensive but quite possibly indestructible vehicle was designed by noted security expert Jim DeLozier. The bulletproof mega-truck is kitted out with "filters for nuclear, biological and chemical threats, a water desalinization system, water purification and multiple ways to generate electricity, including solar panels." It also has a roof that can be used as a sniper platform (you'll totally win Black Friday!) and, if you pay the full sticker price, they'll throw in some night vision goggles and camouflage netting. Wait … no DVD player? The apocalypse is going to be so boring. [Source]

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