'The Dictator' hilariously shares advice on Australian TV

With a "Hello, sugar tits" to a bemused morning-TV show host, British film personality (and former Borat) Sacha Baron Cohen -- in the guise of his "Dictator" character -- arrived on Australia's Nine Network Today show. Explaining that he'd "caught herpes" from the flight attendant of his Air New Zealand flight, Cohen went on to advise the country's current leader to "have a sex change and become a woman." He also recommended that they emulate his security staff of "25 female virgin guards." ("I check their virginity every night," he said.) Finally, he advised that politicians only sexually harass women: "The boys will talk -- the girls, they just cry." This all got a wry "Dearie me" from one of the other hosts. "The Dictator" will be released in theaters on May 16. ​