The Hoff hawks frozen entree with terrible German accent6/15/2012
David Hasselhoff may be a superstar in Germany, but a new ad for Lean Pockets proves the former "Baywatch" actor's career stateside is truly on life support. Looking as though he's been airbrushed within an inch of his life, The Hoff sports a truly horrible German accent and warns a beautiful young Fräulein against the pitfalls of unhealthy eating. Basically, you'll end up marrying a hairy fat guy and be forced to star in a reality show to support your 14 hairy children. Surprisingly, that isn't even the worst part of the clip. That moment comes when he intones, "Ja, das ist good, ja?" Nein! Das ist creepy!
Would you eat Lean Pockets because The Hoff told you to?