This cockatiel dances the Dougie better than Kate Upton

This wacky bird showing off his Dougie moves is sure to send cockatiel sales through the roof. Although some commenters speculate that telltale shadows on the rear wall show that the bird's not dreaming up the maneuvers on his own but simply taking cues from his owner, we don't care. This feathered friend is either a fab soloist or an excellent dance partner, making one commenter lament, "It's always a sad day when a bird can dance better than you."