This yo-yo master will blow your mind in under a minute

The World Yo-Yo Contest is a real thing and Tomonari "Black" Ishiguro has won it twice. That's why he can do things with plastic and string that we wouldn't even attempt with our hands. "It's not easy for most audiences to understand how difficult this is," he says. We get it and and we're not trying this. Before you quit your job to pursue your own yo-yo career, we'll point out that Ishiguro has the saddest-ever bio page. "There was no value to his [World Championship in real society," he wrote. "He lost his passion and lived many spiritless days." Guess that explains the all-black outfits.